With Season 2’s first shooting days fast approaching, we thought to ourselves,
“Who should answer the next TEN RANDOM QUESTIONS?”
PRETTY’S BIGGEST FANS OF COURSE!!
Here’s how regular, everyday, somewhat just as disturbed as the Champagnes are, PRETTY people answered these oh so PRETTY
TEN RANDOM QUESTIONS…
1. What’s your opinion on children’s pageants? Have you ever been to one?
Elizabeth K: “They are a necessary evil to pre-determine the mean girls. No, I've never been to one as I dislike children - especially toddlers who wear more makeup than I do.”
Michael K: “I think the difference between Little League and children’s pageants are better shoes and glitter......Have never been to one, the pageant mothers frighten me.”
Denise N: “They seem to be all about the pushy parents. Pageant mothers are usually overweight and ugly and ride on their kid's coat tails! I have never been to a pageant, but watching the parents reactions would be a hoot!!”
Julie R: “Horrific! No - but since watching PRETTY I have been trying to get my daughter to enter.....because I WANT a crown! (I am a Brit and always wanted to be a Queen.)”
Pamela V: “I’ve never had the fuzzies to go see a kids’ pageant in person, but I feel the same way about children’s pageants as I do about marshmallow chickies: They are terrible, awful, unhealthy abominations that should be outlawed, but since they’re not, I’ll take mine pink and sparkly, please.”
2. How did you first hear about PRETTY?
Elizabeth K: “Stacy McQueen!!”
Michael K: “One morning, I was going through posts on FB and Annette's picture popped up with the PRETTY logo.....clicked on it and fell in love instantly....the rest is history.”
Denise N: “I heard about PRETTY from the shameless promotion of one of its stars, Michael Taylor Gray!!!”
Julie R: “I was looking around Facebook and stumbled across it - immediately turning family and friends onto this gem!”
Pamela V: “I first heard about PRETTY via a FACEBOOK update from (the incredibly talented and good looking) cast-member Michael Taylor Gray.”
3. Who’s your favorite character?
Elizabeth K: “Oy vey - I really appreciate all of them because they are a brilliant ensemble. Seriously, this is a question of "Sophie's Choice”-like proportions.”
Michael K: “That's a tough one......I can't watch Annette without laughing inside my head, although Michael Champagne's enthusiasm is contagious.....I will have to go TEAM ANNETTE.”
Denise N: “Of course, it would be ROYCE!!!!”
Julie R: “Split between Ribina and Annette.”
Pamela V: “Since Michael is probably in earshot, I have to go with Royce on this one...but I will add that my new life-goal is to have a ringtone for my I-Phone of Ribina telling me to ‘Pick up the phone, b*tch.’”
4. Which cliffhanger do you want answered the most:
Did Annette win the pageant or is Ribina really pregnant and if so, who da daddy?
Elizabeth K: “Both of these issues must be addressed in Season 2. Remember, Annette and Ribina are NOT Ross and Rachel. That being said, if Ribina IS pregnant, I think her baby-daddy needs to be some right-winged, Republican, semi-racist famous figure. I'm thinking Bill O'Reilly.”
Michael K: “I'd like to know if Ethan is ANNETTE's daddy...LOL…”
Denise N: “I have been waiting anxiously to find out if Annette won the pageant!!”
Julie R: “I would like Annette to get a 2nd place (so Annette...oops sorry Michael has something to work for) and YES to Ribina being pregnant!”
Pamela V: “Not fair! Both!”
5. If you have/had a daughter and you put her in pageants,
what would her talent portion be?
Elizabeth K: “I would absolutely adore seeing any child of mine - male or female - sing a Liza Minnelli tribute in full drag. I mean this sincerely.”
Michael K: “Cleaning.”
Denise N: “If I had a daughter and she was in a pageant, her talent would definitely be singing! And, she would also be the best dressed little brat out there!!”
Julie R: “When I asked my daughter, she said "knife throwing."
Pamela V: “This one’s easy! Reciting the constitution while switching accents and doing costume quick-changes representing all the people of this great nation. Finale: Swarovski Crystal encrusted eagle head-dress (and the splits).”
TO BE CONTINUED…